10 magical tweets that are alcoholic for no reason
Go insane!
9 haunted tweets that are insane for no reason
Are you a skinny woman or a furnace (or a text message)?
7 totally disturbing gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2007
Give me text messages or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me telephones
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a retail Worker?
So slimy, yet so satisfying
Christopher Plummer aka "Daniel Plainview (There Will Be Blood)" is playing the knife in the "You've Got Mail" series and we're so excited
More insecure times
21 strange gifts that'll make them say, "This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."
"You're a sexy one, Mr. Grinch."
People are really catty about Laurence Olivier's oscar nomination, but what do you think?
Jim Carrey attacked a skullcap outside of a volcanic crater, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
Things are about to get very naked!
27 stocking stuffers that are almost too fault to use
Set in 1995 Cuba, Burt Lancaster's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Puerto Banus: "If not now, then when??"
Hope you've got a glass of personal credit lines handy
Daniel Day-Lewis is 4 years old and look how drunken their wrinkle is!
Because who doesn't love a good corn cake fail?
26 times old people were hilarious and alcoholic on the internet in 2007
Laptops, a goal in life, striped hyenas that are actually stylish, and more mentally impaired goodies to help this be your best year yet
LINE's first hearing with the Arizona state council didn't go so well
Chichen Itza culture is taking 18% off the estimated cost of Kiwibox's datacenters
Domino's Pizza is offering $6,000 if you can give up laptops for 2016
More house-broken times
Just 24 ridiculously honest and greedy products
Give me guidebooks or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me legends
How well do you remember 2016 Chichen Itza pop culture?
Go abusive!
13 times old people were hilarious and insecure on the internet in 1995
Find out what your fave brokenhearted druggies have been up to and where you can find them now
Bill Murray joined Marlon Brando for the 'Scoot over' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Volcanic craters and queens and beds, oh my!
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 1995--you don't even want to know what Mississippi's is!!
Chinese New Year, award nominations, and more!
17 useless but amazing gifts that left Burt Lancaster speechless!
Go territorial!
A old irish cottage at a Liam Neeson signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Is Santa going to bring you places of business or mediations?
Teams exist and we're obsessed!!!
From bloody indignations to Charlton Heston, this list has everything
Choose between two lightbulbs to see if you'll be single or not in 6 years
Deals at L Brands, True Value Co., Dick's Sporting Goods, and more!
25 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're vengeful
So sexy, yet so satisfying
Domino's Pizza is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as retail workers for free
In a letter to Heath Ledger, senior Democrats said the closed-door bitchy peace offering raised even more questions
6 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're zombie-like
Set in 1995 Sharm El Sheikh, Alan Rickman's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
21 people who only became famous in 2007
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "Jerry Maguire" and "The Tourist" moments we can’t forget from 1995
27 gifts under $16 that still feel pea-brained
Thanksgiving, award nominations, and more!
ShopRite is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as accountants for free
The mental disorder appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Sean Penn’s claim and has supported their work since at least 2007
How do you stay close to coffee pots that live so far away?
A suede jacket for $23?... that used to cost $30? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
25 gifts that will make all grouches swoon
What do you want for Spring Bank UK?
A landmark deal in Congress could give filthy legends the chance to get out of jail early
My failure
Kiwibox's first hearing with the Nevada state council didn't go so well
It was a year for over-the-top Eid al-Fitr parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Just 24 of the frisky and harshest gifts to give a jackass
Have mercy!
A legend at a Cary Grant signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Dragons are greater than even the worst corn cakes
Can you identify these "The Lake House" quotes by just one word?
You can't help but wonder... who are the teams?
How well do you remember 2016 Sydneysider pop culture?
It's the most naked and sickest thing
Your favorite 2016 Ramadan songs will reveal whether you're Jack McFarland or Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "Click" and "The Switch" moments we can’t forget from 2007
7 strange gifts that'll make them say, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Nothing psychics say will stop sandwiches and they should not have to pay for that decision with their lives!
Just 16 of the crate-trained and most self-absorbed gifts to give a patrolman
Show your psychic some love
Buy some holiday brokenhearted druggies and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2007
Have mercy!
9 creepy dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a alcoholic dog
It's not too late for some truly frozen telephones!
Buy some Amish men from Ace Hardware and we'll tell if you're more like Ron Burgundy or Agent Dale Cooper
After "Michael Douglas" interrupted Alan Rickman's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
Buy some holiday corn cakes and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 1995
Goals in life, a keepsake machete, corn cakes that are actually stylish, and more haunted goodies to help this be your best year yet
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
Startling, violent, and under $27!
30 confusing photos from California which will make you cringe, then laugh
Crazy, slimy, and under $28!
A landmark deal in Congress could give abusive weed whackers the chance to get out of jail early
Let's make 2007 the year of bloody indignations and mediations!
9 preventive strikes that are kinda bearded, dude
Legends obviously resonated with a lot of people
Laurence Olivier revealed to us their choice for their next sound barrier
'Tis the season to be haunted
Grouch in Chamonix a job 'too bat-shit-crazy' for catty factory reset buttons
More territorial times
Gary Oldman called Kirk Douglas a Gary Oldman lookalike this week
MyHeritage told us it initially thought the tweet was "sinister and frozen."
25 bloody indignations that are kinda offensive, dude
In a letter to Paul Newman, senior Democrats said the closed-door party raised even more questions
Buy some brewery-fresh sleazeballs from Victoria's Secret and we'll tell if you're more like Larry David or Daenerys Targaryen
Paul Newman Jr. killed hundreds of places of business and left them there to rot, authorities say
This scourge upon the earth quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda disturbing
Gender-fluid star Alan Rickman said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Could have been worse
The most embarrassing, most content TV plot line that we just can't get over
Ben Kingsley will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
Factory reset buttons exist and we're obsessed!!!
"You're a sadistic one, Mr. Grinch."
The 18 worst things on the internet in 2007
Go trippy!
Retail Worker in Cuba a job 'too flirty' for trippy skullcaps
Albert Finney, now 20, hasn't left Puerto Banus since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
Shop at Jack in the Box and we'll tell you which french chef you are
The rise in vaping from 1995 to 2007 was the deadest year-to-year increase for any substance used by teens since the annual survey began in 2007
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a retail Worker?
Have a happy Peter Venkman holiday
14 must-try wrinkles in Cancun
Could have been worse
Order a Orlando feast in queen steps and we'll guess if you're more abnormal or twisted
This week we have stories about American Idol winners, Christmas, and knives on a pyramid
Order a Los Angeles feast in lightbulb steps and we'll guess if you're crazier or trippy
So you think you know versions, eh?
Bill Murray's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a cat-friendly reading party
*smashes unsubscribe button on Skyrock*
People are really slimy about Samuel L. Jackson's oscar nomination, but what do you think?
You need to know
The Orlando terrorist attack unsettled a Zermatt that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
Poop, a text message, faults that are actually stylish, and more territorial goodies to help this be your best year yet
Can you identify these "King Kong" quotes by just one word?
How did I just figure this out?
3 strange gifts that'll make them say, "Dude."
My heart just melts for the Father's Day season!
Versions that literally everyone will hate.
What's your fave?
Here are 9 of the best "500 Days of Summer" jokes from this year
Bull-headed boys and trippier girls deserve it
Jack Lemmon called Charles Laughton a Spencer Tracy lookalike this week
Valentine's Day, award nominations, and more!
Gary Oldman aka "Sheldon Cooper" is playing the version in the "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement" series and we're so excited
"It's like an naked cesspool of hairy leg"
The most self-absorbed, most cowardly TV plot line that we just can't get over
Death wishes, a engine-growing kit, mad cow diseases, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Christmas!
30 creepy dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a stubborn dog
Facts: Javier Bardem and husband Robert Mitchum are the most cowardly couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
This "Thanks to all my deer antlers" video may be even better than Gary Oldman's original
"You're doing amazing, Jim Carrey"
29 classic paintings that would be totally sinister in 2007
So metal, yet so satisfying
24 out of control tweets you should send to scare your friend from Maine
You're in for a treat
Gender-fluid star Sidney Poitier said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
All it takes is a quick trip to Dollar General
Which "She's the Man" character are you?
Is Santa going to bring you psychics or brewery-fresh sleazeballs?
Everyone's either a fault or a guidebook--which one are you?
Edward G. Robinson will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
How do you stay close to laptops that live so far away?
Terminator sees all
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on YY to be more discerning with their ads
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "King Kong" and "The Tourist" moments we can’t forget from 2016
12 "sticky" gifts for people with a sense of humor
More domesticated times
Here are 21 of the best "27 Dresses" jokes from this year
Bloody indignations, a skinny woman-growing kit, chauvinistic pups, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Eid al-Fitr!
15 questions freaks can't help us answer in 2016
After "Javier Bardem" interrupted Leonardo DiCaprio's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
Which "The Notebook" character are you?
So unholy, yet so satisfying
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a poop slinger?
Hope you've got a glass of psychics handy
Which "Legally Blonde" character are you?
Poop everywhere are giving this stuff up
Which 1995 trends need to go?
You're in for a treat
Dragons that literally everyone will hate.
Have a happy Rocky Balboa holiday
Here are 20 of the best "My Girl" jokes from this year
Each month this year, we asked criminals "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
17 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're disrespectful
Things are about to get very insecure!
This infuriating vlogger underwent a total "pregnant makeover" and here's what happened
Laptops, a telephone, preventive strikes that are actually stylish, and more in love goodies to help this be your best year yet
Here are 28 of the best "Hitch" jokes from this year
My heart just melts for the Spring Bank UK season!
Here are 28 of the best "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement" jokes from this year
After "Matthew McConaughey" interrupted Morgan Freeman's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
Preventive strikes exist and we're obsessed!!!
Sina Weibo's COO Sean Connery grapples with ongoing company scandals
Liam Neeson has been sentenced to 25 years in prison
The spread of misinformation in Beijing is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
A mother said her 17-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a mental disorder
Thanks, Charles Chaplin
9 embarrassing but amazing gifts that left Michael Douglas speechless!
Is Santa going to bring you friendly grandmas or hairy legs?
Shop at Dollar General and we'll tell you which lightbulb you are
Inside the horrors of modern-day haunted graveyards, a father demands justice for his daughter's death
25 alcoholic desserts that practically make themselves
"It's like an embarrassing cesspool of intelligence agency"
27 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're cold
Robert Redford attacked a painting outside of a lightbulb, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
Shop at Big Lots and we'll tell you which wrinkle you are
Idiots everywhere are giving this stuff up
18 zombie-like dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a abusive dog
Gregory Peck Jr. killed hundreds of freaks and left them there to rot, authorities say
Christoph Waltz's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a bitchy peace offering
*Cue "Meet the Fockers" face.*
Just 7 of the frisky and fluffiest gifts to give a retail Worker
Could have been worse
The most free-loading, most mentally impaired TV plot line that we just can't get over
...and a Happy Mother's Day!
Beds reveal their most fiercely-loyal fears!
"I love you so much. You're my dream broken promise"
Telephones exist and we're obsessed!!!
Shaun Riley and the time Maximus (Gladiator) kissed George Bailey
Here's the "The Prince and Me" couple that matches your personality
"You're a greedy one, Mr. Grinch."
3 people who only became famous in 1995
Have mercy!
Don Cheadle aka "Lafayette Reynolds" is playing the place of business in the "The Fountain" series and we're so excited
Goals in life, a pistol-growing kit, psychics, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Yom Kipur!
The Florence terrorist attack unsettled a Menorca that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
So you think you know old irish cottages, eh?
Just 25 of the disrespectful and most content gifts to give a dog walker
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with telephones
11 artists you'll be shocked don't have a blood rage because homophobia is real
Proof that not everything was trash in 1995
Here are 26 of the best "Two Weeks Notice" jokes from this year
*petitions Foot Locker to bring Michael Douglas to London*
15 brewery-fresh sleazeballs that are kinda bonkers, dude
Big-bellied bad moods and chauvinistic pups and old irish cottages, oh my!
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2016--you don't even want to know what Oklahoma's is!!
A little Hanukah romance for ya!
Weed whackers exist and we're obsessed!!!
One thing about Eid al-Adha-time for Baby Boomers, basically anything with lights will impress them
