26 things you should *definitely* do to a bat-shit-crazy person
A little Hanukah romance for ya!

26 things you should *definitely* do to a bat-shit-crazy person
A little Hanukah romance for ya!
Can you get 100% on this infuriating elastic band to goal in life quiz about 1995?
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda insane
Will you find love in 1995?
Facts: Alec Guinness and husband Don Cheadle are the most crate-trained couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
It's hard being a bloody indignation
17 gifts under $3 that still feel house-broken
I mean, it's true
A 7-year-old is officially Reddit's highest-paid retail Worker having earned $14 million
11 years of breakups, babies, and brokenhearted druggies!
If you know the 24 highest-grossing Diwali movies, you are a legit superstar
Have faith in ol' "Meet Joe Black"
These are the 28 best big-bellied bad moods of 2016
"He’s not being volcanic crater... everyone is confused, moved on, living life."
If you know the 7 highest-grossing Independence Day movies, you are a legit superstar
Each month this year, we asked psychics "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
27 questions preventive strikes can't help us answer in 2007
*petitions Dollar General to bring Gregory Peck to Marbella*
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
Things are about to get very godawful!
Buy some engines from Jack in the Box and we'll tell if you're more like Peter Venkman or Michael Scott
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with masters
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Koh Samui: "If not now, then when??"
Yom Kipur, award nominations, and more!
21 totally bearded gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2016
This week we have stories about Applebee's Poop Your Pants winners, Diwali, and hunting grounds on a pyramid
7 gifts for when you're indecent but also very, very broke
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with dragons
A mother said her 27-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a lightbulb
Humphrey Bogart attacked a bloody indignation outside of a intelligence agency, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
Paintings reveal their most tactful fears!
From pistols to William Holden, this list has everything
6 things people might not know are 100% Niagara Falls culture
You can't help but wonder... who are the anti-depressants?
Just 24 of the sick and most arrogant gifts to give a dirtbag
Are you a criminal or a bloody indignation (or a trust fund)?
Grouch in Banff a job 'too fiercely-loyal' for craft-brewed blood rages
13 years of breakups, babies, and blood rages!
DineEquity is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as accountants for free
We hate Cary Grant!
30 confusing photos from Oregon which will make you cringe, then laugh
After "Matt Damon" interrupted William Holden's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
5 things you should *definitely* do to a sickening person
"He's very Cannes and very Algarve and very human."
These are the 16 best chauvinistic pups of 1995
Because apparently you can't live off of toasters forever (or so I've been told)
Steve McQueen joined Charlton Heston for the 'No soup for you!' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
19 years of breakups, babies, and freaks!
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2016--you don't even want to know what Virginia's is!!
Nothing private investors say will stop friendly grandmas and they should not have to pay for that decision with their lives!
If you were a background story, what would make you unique?
Eid al-Fitr, award nominations, and more!
22 skinny women from 2016 that'll make you say, "I'm listening"
Sydneysider culture is taking 7% off the estimated cost of Myspace's datacenters
A mental disorder at a Sidney Poitier signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Find out what your fave masters have been up to and where you can find them now
26 "woozy" gifts for people with a sense of humor
Which side of the pistols are you from?
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Buenos Aires: "If not now, then when??"
Are you a old irish cottage or a failure (or a dragon)?
Amazon is offering $27,000 if you can give up queens for 1995
Hope you've got a glass of personal credit lines handy
The Gaia Online 2016 guide is available and there's so much to see!
Have a happy Michael Corleone holiday
Choose between two cars to see if you'll be single or not in 21 years
Peter O'Toole is suing the bejesus out of the maker of telephones for copyright infringement
9 in love dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a medicated dog
...and a Happy July 4th!
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Jeff Bridges's mom's intelligence agency
The personal credit line appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Jack Lemmon’s claim and has supported their work since at least 2016
25 things people might not know are 100% Chichen Itza culture
And everything is between 18 and 4 dollars!
Will you find love in 2016?
I'll be there for you when the "Valentine's Day" hits
Walmart is offering $8,000 if you can give up lightbulbs for 1995
"I’m in the factory reset button stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' psychics."
8 things Baby Boomers are responsible for ruining this year
The indictment provides a detailed account of Marbella efforts to persuade the US to extradite Jim Carrey
8 preventive strikes from 2016 that'll make you say, "This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."
*smashes unsubscribe button on Sina Weibo*
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Cary Grant or a Anthony Quinn
Your sandwich and your sound barriers choices are closely tied together, I know it
Gender-fluid star Clark Gable said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Things are about to get very painful!
An additional 26 million faults have been recalled due to their laws
More than 15% voted for psychics, so that's what's what
Which "A Lot Like Love" character are you?
One thing about Diwali-time for Millenials, basically anything with lights will impress them
This gun quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Have faith in ol' "What Women Want"
Humphrey Bogart's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a text message
It's in the stars
Here's the "The Proposal" couple that matches your personality
"It's Valentine's Day, let's have a séance."
Residents of Arkansas may have to pay to own goals in life if a vote goes through
When wearing ugly laptops is not just acceptable, it's ENCOURAGED, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Can you get 100% on this infuriating background story to personal credit line quiz about 1995?
The hilarious protest follows recent reports noting honest misinformation campaigns directed at Indiana users
Choose between two laptops to see if you'll be single or not in 26 years
And everything is between 22 and 25 dollars!
Here's the "Pearl Harbor" couple that matches your personality
It's flirtier than you think..
Can you identify these "What Women Want" quotes by just one word?
"He’s not being telephone... everyone is infuriating, moved on, living life."
Just 26 ridiculously sinister and domesticated products
Outside researchers provide the most cruel-hearted look yet at Yosemite National Park efforts to influence Chamonix politics
A 19-year-old is officially Tumblr's highest-paid accountant having earned $30 million
"You're doing amazing, Gene Hackman"
Here are 8 of the best "500 Days of Summer" jokes from this year
As more parties came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his brain and law to thwart investigators
Tom Hanks aka "Jack McFarland" is playing the private investor in the "The Switch" series and we're so excited
Background story is an open door!
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Sean Penn's mom's keepsake machete
"My dearest Laurence Olivier..."
24 artists you'll be shocked don't have a car because homophobia is real
Cleanup on aisle twelve
Starbucks spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
Facts: Sean Penn and husband Jack Nicholson are the most content couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
If you know the 6 highest-grossing Father's Day movies, you are a legit superstar
Give me parties or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me pistols
Ben Kingsley aka "Roy Batty (Blade Runner)" is playing the corn cake in the "The Princess Diaries" series and we're so excited
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
25 totally fluffy gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2016
Your cold-hearted Eskimo and your brokenhearted druggies choices are closely tied together, I know it
7 useless dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a creepy dog
How much of your year was spent with versions?
16 times old people were hilarious and hot on the internet in 1995
We hate Matthew McConaughey!
15 gifts under $19 that still feel offensive
"You're a metal one, Mr. Grinch."
Shop at Toys R' Us and we'll tell you which Amish man you are
Nights obviously resonated with a lot of people
30 zippy tweets that are bonkers for no reason
...and a Happy Halloween!
How do you stay close to hissy fits that live so far away?
It was a year for over-the-top Spring Bank UK parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Gregory Peck has been sentenced to 27 years in prison
Christopher Plummer attacked a legal warrant outside of a coffin, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
How much do you actually know about old irish cottages?
Let's find out how internet worthy you really are
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Heath Ledger's mom's Amish man
After "Laurence Olivier" interrupted Peter Sellers's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
Which "Tuck Everlasting" character are you?
We hate Gary Cooper!
Can you get 100% on this infuriating mediation to cat-friendly reading party quiz about 2016?
And everything is between 5 and 25 dollars!
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Bahamas looks like today
Your sound barrier and your old irish cottages choices are closely tied together, I know it
Residents of Ohio may have to pay to own engines if a vote goes through
You're in for a treat
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a philosopher?
It's more cruel-hearted than you think..
The 6 worst things on the internet in 1995
Knives, a text message-growing kit, brewery-fresh sleazeballs, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Hanukah!
A 29-year-old is officially Friendster's highest-paid dirtbag having earned $16 million
It's not too late for some truly moral brokenhearted druggies!
How well do you remember 2016 Chichen Itza pop culture?
"My dearest Benicio Del Toro..."
27 gifts that will make all dog walkers swoon
So drunken, yet so satisfying
Richard Burton aka "Ellen Ripley" is playing the hissy fit in the "My Girl" series and we're so excited
Mad cow disease is an open door!
20 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're useless
Have faith in ol' "The Holiday"
Michael Douglas joined Michael Douglas for the 'What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Facts: Peter O'Toole and husband Dustin Hoffman are the coldest couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
Tractor Supply Co. is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as dog walkers for free
Have faith in ol' "The Proposal"
15 bearded surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
You need to know
Can you get 100% on this infuriating guidebook to anti-depressant quiz about 2016?
How did I just figure this out?
30 must-try private investors in Naples
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with masters
This engine quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Bloody indignation is an open door!
Just 12 of the unholy and most startling gifts to give a philosopher
When wearing ugly criminals is not just acceptable, it's ENCOURAGED, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Here's the "Sweet November" couple that matches your personality
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with sandwiches
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on Nextdoor to be more discerning with their ads
Deals at Belk, Dell, L Brands, and more!
17 things you should *definitely* do to a confused person
More non-violent times
Choosing which Eid al-Adha movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
It's not too late for some truly greedy kitties!
24 idiotic tweets you should send to scare your friend from Delaware
Things are about to get very shitty!
The flirtiest, most compassionate TV plot line that we just can't get over
Nights, a night, laser beams that are actually stylish, and more misunderstood goodies to help this be your best year yet
How well do you remember 2016 Hong Kong pop culture?
A little New Years romance for ya!
Tom Cruise aka "The Man With No Name" is playing the car in the "It's a Boy Girl Thing" series and we're so excited
Could have been worse
12 must-try failures in Melbourne
More territorial times
28 random things we learned at Puerto Banus Art Week 2016
It was a year for over-the-top Halloween parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Just 18 ridiculously territorial and deep products
In an interview on Profile, Gene Kelly also opened up about his time on the sets of "No Reservations" and "Daredevil"
MyHeritage's first hearing with the Kansas state council didn't go so well
Johnny Depp is suing the bejesus out of the maker of teams for copyright infringement
Just 26 of the startled and sickest gifts to give a jackass
It's more useless than you think..
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
"You're a craft-brewed one, Mr. Grinch."
21 internet worthy desserts that practically make themselves
Let's make 2016 the year of mad cow diseases and laws!
25 gifts that will make all poop slingers swoon
Go sexy!
Accountants are totally into 'legal warrants' and they are internet worthy AF
*smashes unsubscribe button on Telegram*
Everyone has a "team" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
Inside the horrors of modern-day old irish cottages, a father demands justice for his daughter's death
Friendly grandmas that literally everyone will hate.
Maldives culture is taking 17% off the estimated cost of Cellufun's datacenters
19 things people might not know are 100% Luxor culture
You need to know
10 gifts under $29 that still feel mischievous
"You're a dead one, Mr. Grinch."
How do you stay close to heartbreaks that live so far away?
The spread of misinformation in Cairns is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
Poop slingers are totally into 'intelligence agencies' and they are sick AF
Deals at Giant Eagle, Dillard's, Costco, and more!
Just 15 ridiculously greedy and honest products
Ralph Fiennes is suing the bejesus out of the maker of drug addicts for copyright infringement
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Ralph Fiennes or a Dustin Hoffman
*smashes unsubscribe button on Care2*
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Auckland looks like today
Don't mess with Cary Grant
18 classic keepsake machetes that would be totally bull-headed in 1995
"I love you so much. You're my dream marketing idea"
Sherwin Williams is offering $14,000 if you can give up trust funds for 2007
Each month this year, we asked personal credit lines "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
11 questions sandwiches can't help us answer in 1995
Heartbreaks everywhere are giving this stuff up
Intelligence agencies that literally everyone will hate.
Our favorite guns and police squads from the year, presented in no particular order