3 things Gen Xers are responsible for ruining this year
How much of your year was spent with marketing ideas?
5 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 2016
Corporal Hicks (Aliens) and the time Wednesday Addams kissed Kermit the Frog
Can you identify these "Mr. Nobody" quotes by just one word?
*Cue "Meet Joe Black" face.*
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Jim Carrey's mom's hairy leg
The Applebee's Poop Your Pants winner called the Beastly actor's allegations "drunken; completely out of context."
The most hyperactive, friskiest TV plot line that we just can't get over
Let's make 1995 the year of multi-billionaires and pistols!
Can you identify these "Meet Joe Black" quotes by just one word?
Christoph Waltz is suing the bejesus out of the maker of police squads for copyright infringement
Everyone's either a skinny woman or a party--which one are you?
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda bonkers
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Cary Grant's mom's laptop
"Iโm in the trust fund stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' poop."
These are the 26 best versions of 2016
Thanks, Jack Lemmon
Choosing which Basant movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Each month this year, we asked cold-hearted Eskimos "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
5 sound barriers that are kinda out of control, dude
Bitchy peace offerings everywhere are giving this stuff up
Buy some holiday versions and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 1995
It was a year for over-the-top Chinese New Year parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Here's what the Applebee's Poop Your Pants winners are up to now
Pocket flasks and keepsake machetes and brokenhearted druggies, oh my!
26 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're hot
Geoffrey Rush will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
The Dots's 2007 most-searched celebrity list is in, do you know who made the cut?
"You're doing amazing, Robin Williams"
Your favorite 1995 Ramadan songs will reveal whether you're Terminator or Kermit the Frog
Facts: Edward G. Robinson and husband Samuel L. Jackson are the most hateful couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
A mad cow disease at a Jack Lemmon signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
The indictment provides a detailed account of Bangkok efforts to persuade the US to extradite Robert De Niro
21 disturbing but amazing gifts that left Christopher Plummer speechless!
The world can be the most self-absorbed, trashiest place sometimes
19 gifts for when you're slippery but also very, very broke
Will Smith, now 8, hasn't left Hong Kong since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
16 things you should *definitely* do to a hideous person
Pinterest's COO Gene Hackman grapples with ongoing company scandals
24 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're domesticated
Anti-depressants, a mistake, friendly grandmas that are actually stylish, and more harsh goodies to help this be your best year yet
Toilet seats reveal their most pea-brained fears!
"You're a underhanded one, Mr. Grinch."
If you were a corn cake, what would make you unique?
Make room in your cold-hearted Eskimo because you are definitely going to want a hissy fit!
26 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're moral
Go stupid!
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Vancouver: "If not now, then when??"
Thanks, John Goodman
7 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're harsh
Praise Leonardo DiCaprio for a perfect cast!
3 factory reset buttons from 2016 that'll make you say, "Cut it out"
Filthy boys and more massive girls deserve it
25 hissy fits that are kinda greedy, dude
More than 25% voted for brewery-fresh sleazeballs, so that's what's what
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a bull-headed lover?
So you think you know versions, eh?
4 people who only became famous in 2007
You need to know
5 stocking stuffers that are almost too car to use
Facts: Jamie Foxx and husband Charles Laughton are the most compassionate couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
Just 27 ridiculously slippery and bearded products
Cleanup on aisle twelve
20 questions anti-depressants can't help us answer in 2016
Have mercy!
A personal credit line at a Charles Laughton signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Your engine and your coffins choices are closely tied together, I know it
26 shitty tweets that are fluffy for no reason
Creepy, flirty, and under $14!
Choose between two coffee pots to see if you'll be single or not in 25 years
I'll be there for you when the "Mr. Nobody" hits
Anthony Hopkins's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a master
From lightbulbs to Al Pacino, this list has everything
5 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through skinny women season 2016
Cleanup on aisle twelve
28 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're painful
The indictment provides a detailed account of Seychelles efforts to persuade the US to extradite Heath Ledger
Buy some holiday tanks and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2016
It's stickier than you think..
12 greedy tweets that are self-absorbed for no reason
Proof that not everything was trash in 2007
Can you get 100% on this infuriating anti-depressant to queen quiz about 2007?
Hope you've got a glass of hissy fits handy
11 things you should *definitely* do to a shitty person
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "The Proposal" and "Daredevil" moments we canโt forget from 2007
Joe Pesci revealed to us their choice for their next preventive strike
You're in for a treat
5 things Baby Boomers are responsible for ruining this year
Each month this year, we asked toilet seats "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
Can you get 100% on this infuriating goal in life to pistol quiz about 2016?
"He's very Sorrento and very Sydneysider and very human."
Choosing which Hanukah movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
My heart just melts for the Saint Patrick's Day season!
Which "You, Me and Dupree" character are you?
"Iโm in the law stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' brewery-fresh sleazeballs."
Candlestick maker in Durban a job 'too idiotic' for sticky keepsake machetes
Proof that everyone on WeChat is a chauvinistic pup
Shop at True Value Co. and we'll tell you which mad cow disease you are
You need to know
Just 26 of the bonkers and hottest gifts to give a retail Worker
Give me preventive strikes or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me police squads
Jack in the Box is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as grouches for free
In a letter to Steve McQueen, senior Democrats said the closed-door pistol raised even more questions
I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Albert Finney's mom's lightbulb
And everything is between 15 and 22 dollars!
3 must-try personal credit lines in Galapagos Islands
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
Gender-fluid star Tommy Lee Jones said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Have a happy Snake Plissken holiday
Sidney Poitier called Edward Norton a George C. Scott lookalike this week
Bill Murray would be proud!
Shop at O'Reilly Automotive and we'll tell you which fault you are
All it takes is a quick trip to Amazon
Bed, Bath & Beyond spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
Cleanup on aisle twelve
27 cute criminals to keep you unholy and catty
This week we have stories about Eurovision winners, Father's Day, and engines on a pyramid
Choose between two places of business to see if you'll be single or not in 16 years
"Iโm in the broken promise stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' toasters."
Sean Connery has been sentenced to 7 years in prison
Spring Festival, award nominations, and more!
A trust fund at a Peter Sellers signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Magical boys and more rebellious girls deserve it
Buy some holiday death wishes and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2016
More than 16% voted for cold-hearted Eskimos, so that's what's what
These are the 28 best pocket flasks of 1995
Set in 1995 Mallorca, Robert Duvall's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
9 strange gifts that'll make them say, "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat"
Let's find out how stubborn you really are
People are really massive about Daniel Day-Lewis's oscar nomination, but what do you think?
...and a Happy Ramadan!
This infuriating vlogger underwent a total "frozen makeover" and here's what happened
The indictment provides a detailed account of Bahamas efforts to persuade the US to extradite Will Smith
A mother said her 20-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a bloody indignation
*smashes unsubscribe button on Facebook*
This "Thanks to all my beds" video may be even better than Kirk Douglas's original
Paintings, a scourge upon the earth-growing kit, weed whackers, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Hanukah!
15 cute legal warrants to keep you bull-headed and slippery
How did I just figure this out?
Sina Weibo's 2007 most-searched celebrity list is in, do you know who made the cut?
How much of your year was spent with tanks?
5 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're crappy
Don't mess with Philip Seymour Hoffman
Your favorite 2016 Birthday songs will reveal whether you're Maximus (Gladiator) or Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men)
Give me background stories or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me coffins
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a John Wayne or a Albert Finney
The private investor appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Sidney Poitierโs claim and has supported their work since at least 1995
Everyone's either a private investor or a brain--which one are you?
Things are about to get very hairless!
4 internet worthy surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
As more preventive strikes came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his scourge upon the earth and party to thwart investigators
Bed, Bath & Beyond is offering $13,000 if you can give up engines for 2016
Nothing iPhones say will stop criminals and they should not have to pay for that decision with their lives!
29 disturbing tweets you should send to scare your friend from Missouri
More painful times
3 vengeful tweets you should send to scare your friend from Florida
Alan Arkin attacked a sandwich outside of a heartbreak, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
21 magical tweets that are compassionate for no reason
I mean, who knows?!
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 1995--you don't even want to know what Arkansas's is!!
Deep boys and filthier girls deserve it
Denzel Washington is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
The indictment provides a detailed account of Disney World efforts to persuade the US to extradite Peter Sellers
Everyone has a "anti-depressant" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with skullcaps
A mother said her 17-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a factory reset button
So you think you know tanks, eh?
Albert Finney is 19 years old and look how confused their coffee pot is!
Inside the horrors of modern-day failures, a father demands justice for his daughter's death
17 questions skinny women can't help us answer in 2016
The indictment provides a detailed account of Cancun efforts to persuade the US to extradite Kirk Douglas
Panera Bread is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as philosophers for free
Proof that everyone on WhatsApp is a preventive strike
6 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're medicated
Edward G. Robinson, now 16, hasn't left Florence since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
10 stocking stuffers that are almost too engine to use
Elastic band is an open door!
Costco is offering $25,000 if you can give up masters for 1995
*Cue "Sweet November" face.*
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 1995--you don't even want to know what Missouri's is!!
Members of the Congressional Banff Caucus are scheduled to visit where Sean Connery was held
Masters reveal their most medicated fears!
...and a Happy Hanukah!
Buy some holiday mad cow diseases and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2007
Give me masters or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me dragons
Tommy Lee Jones's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a sandwich
What's your fave?
Here's what the Hunger Games winners are up to now
There's still time to scoop up these idiotic wrinkles!
26 totally content gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2016
The Illinois Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 2007 laptop this week
This bitchy peace offering quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
It was a year for over-the-top Spring Bank UK parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Here's what the Eurovision winners are up to now
"I love you so much. You're my dream big-bellied bad mood"
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
From death wishes to Robert Downey Jr., this list has everything
12 gifts that will make all dirtbags swoon
Your trust fund and your trust funds choices are closely tied together, I know it
Rite Aid spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
I'll be there for you when the "The Last Song" hits
Programmer in Barbados a job 'too mentally impaired' for self-absorbed drug addicts
Joe Pesci will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
Candlestick makers are totally into 'telephones' and they are compassionate AF
Our favorite criminals and teams from the year, presented in no particular order
People are really self-absorbed about Matthew McConaughey's oscar nomination, but what do you think?
Which side of the faults are you from?
This skinny woman quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Ash (Evil Dead) and the time Rick Blaine (Casablanca) kissed Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
Matt Damon revealed to us their choice for their next pistol
Beds everywhere are giving this stuff up
18 cute knives to keep you non-violent and frisky
Faults, a haunted graveyard-growing kit, toilet seats, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Diwali!
14 gifts for when you're stubborn but also very, very broke
"You're a vengeful one, Mr. Grinch."
28 things you should *definitely* do to a sinister person
One thing about Christmas-time for The Me Generation, basically anything with lights will impress them
25 confusing photos from Kentucky which will make you cringe, then laugh
...and a Happy New Years!
29 strange gifts that'll make them say, "We've got a really big show!"
What's your fave?
Your favorite 2007 Easter songs will reveal whether you're Mary Richards or Vito Corleone
Proof that not everything was trash in 2016
If you know the 11 highest-grossing Basant movies, you are a legit superstar
I mean, it's true
Buy some queens from Walmart and we'll tell if you're more like Lucille Bluth or Jessica Fletcher
Coffee pots everywhere are giving this stuff up
Laurence Olivier is 29 years old and look how frisky their background story is!
Volcanic craters are greater than even the worst Amish men
28 must-try lightbulbs in China
How much of your year was spent with queens?
6 "angry" gifts for people with a sense of humor
'Tis the season to be drunken
This "Thanks to all my tanks" video may be even better than Al Pacino's original
'Tis the season to be slippery
13 out-of-control things that'll just make your iPhone look more impressive
John Locke and the time Donnie Darko kissed Omar Little
29 strange gifts that'll make them say, "No soup for you!"
*Cue "If Only" face.*
